into: Used book stores, Movies, Records, Hot Weather, Cats, Tattoos, Drinking, Las Vegas, Levi's Commercials, National Parks, Binary Clocks
not into: Ranch dressing, Open Doors, Barstow, Fast Food, Professional Wrestling, Smog, Budwieser
makes me happy: Dry Martinis, Milliionaire's Manhattens, Boilermakers, Samoan Fog Cutters, Parker Posey
makes me sad: birthdays, dreams, fog
hobbies: Writing, Drinking
5 things i can't live without: Oliver the Cat, Kombucha, Prospect Hummer by Animal Collective and Vashti Bunyan, Oatmeal Baths
vices: Murder....or not that.
i spend most of my free time: masturbating. I mean totally boning hella hot babes. No, its masturbating. And Kickboxing, also kickboxing.
occupation: I bring the pizzas to the masses, it sucks.
current crush: You, if you're the girl who works at the Real Foods on Polk street.
stats: uhm, +4 boots of kicking?
body mods: Robot legs.
heroes: Charles Simic, Fred Rogers, Gore Vidal, Sylvia Plath
gets me hot: Unfiltered cigarettes, glasses, Kenyan accents
favorite position: All the positions that involve backflips.
fantasy: In a car that is on fire. Very hot.
sign: Scorpio
most humbling moment: That time when God told me that he didn't like me.
i lost my virginity: 3 or 4 times.
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY STATUS: single
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
