"Spiffing.Dapper.Hilarious.
Ye Fucking Knows It!

"

"Genius or madman? Visionary or fool? These are all words that apply... but not to CremayGoodness. He has been called "God" by some, and "devastatingly attractive" by others, but there's no accounting for taste. Having just recently been promoted to Head photographer status, his ego has inflated proportionately to mega-stadia filling, Evian-demanding, complaining archivist Demigod. In short, he's a fuckin' asshole, and will try to trash or defile all you own and cherish. There's no love lost for this pig, and only burning at the stake will suffice as punishment... but in today's society, that would only further decrease the Global Will for self-preservation by turning this "thing" into a martyr. Damn you, Creamy Goodness, damn you. "

"truly a contradiction; this man possesses an unlimited ability for sarcasm, and the precious gift of uber-vision revealing how to destroy a person with one all-encompassing comment about them, but the man seems to lay it to waste being nice and enjoying life.

he truly seems like a lovely chap, unless you try to tongue rape him when you're just not his type, the master of wint also may be hiding a secret poetic genius. but that's another matter..."

"smells a bit , but all in all a top bloke , and one of the few people who can make me laugh till i wet myself"

"Lover of booblies, inventor of wint, professor of anime, turner of lesbians, drinker of booze, Captain of The Ship.
Hurrah!"

"he a great guy! but he just doesnt know how to turn a lesbian..hehe

*mwha*"

"A tower of intellect and wit, a veritable font of wisdom bordering on godlike proportions. CreamyGoodness stands likes a Titan amongst the lesser entities that dwell upon this isle. Dislikes being dry humped for some reason "

"Stoutly britsh chap and a stickler for doing things properly, Creamy is the right man to employ in a booze-type situation, or if you need your comic-books arranged correctly.
A cracking wit to boot, his scribblings tend to lift the spirits, and deflate the moody blues.
This man has no time for the simple.
Hoorah!"