"One man you do not want to be mini-cabbed by! "

"i wonder if creamy knows how much i think he's great? well he will now.. and if i get the chance i will beat him at pool.. well he taught me everything i know he's lovely x"

"Over the last few years I can count the number of people I've actually really enjoyed living with on one hand and Ben is definitely in that number. I've spent a hell of a lot of time in this man's company over the last few months and I still enjoy it immensely. My one true nerd brother who you should love simply because he is one of the best."

"i love this guy.
hes sweet, nice, funny and abit strange but in a good way.
x"

"One is comforted by his openness in regards to his dubious character; and he said with all honesty he wouldn't remember me - for that you've got to admire him!"

"aw creamy, he's just sweet. I'm glad to have spent time with this character "

"lickalicious - need i say more "

"We share a lot in common, do me and Creamy. Like both being dodgy internet pervs hiding beneath a cute exterior! He's a great bloke, which I'm sure I've said before but it's true. A close friend and a great drinking buddy. Far too funny for his own good though!"

"Anything anyone below me has said is a lie. This however does not stop me from thinking the world of this dude.
He's one of the best friends a guy can have but he's a cunt and they should all have pointed that out."

"A man after my own heart.


And I fear that one day he will pull it from my body with his bare hands and eat it in front of me."

"Taking the time out to spread some christmas cheer.
Dont get worried its nothing queer.
Just popped round to tell you that
I think you are great you stupid twat."

"Of all the people to send me obscene erotic fiction about myself, his was the best spelt "