"He's the anti PaulNikon."

"The worlds cuddliest serial killer."

"Creamy can totally have a crank in my underwear any time he likes."

"Is totally Team Jacob yeah?"

"In your case - and I say this after six beers - I might quite like to dive onto you from a 50 metre high diving board, or molest you while four trained and toothless St Bernards grab your limbs, or be shrunk down to the size of a dried fig and bounced around on your tongue!"

"I would send vag pics to Creamy anytime."

"The best gay friend a girl could have chatting to her till the wee hours.............................. yes I meant he's a happy guy, you filthy minded git! "

"Life is a steam train, CreamyGoodness is the train driver pulling all the levers, back and fourth, your tied to the tracks, screaming. Creamy laughs, twiddling his curly moustache."

"I found myself wondering today what it would feel like to have CreamyGoodness gently brush my hair."

"CreamyGoodness is my favourite kind of pervert - Kind-hearted, trustworthy, witty and a total cuddle fiend. I feel more comfortable at the Nerd Cave than I do in my own home, because of the sheer amount of awesomeness between its walls."

"The only hope for future Bartlett generations."

"Phil Mitchell to TheQuestion's Grant Mitchell"

"The Better Nerd Cave Batman."

"The following picture sums up me and Ben:

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"uber win! he roxorz my soxorz!"