The Octopussy
An acquaintance of mine asks me to meet him at a local bar in my hometown. He's a good looking guy so we get trashed and go back to his place. He puts on a movie and well we don't actually watch it. The sex was not fantastic but not terrible either. I could hang with this guy.
We pass out on his couch. I wake up at 5am to this thing crawling across the floor and freak out. He wakes up and tells me that is his pet octopus. I promptly get dressed and bolt out of that place. I decided this relationship was never going to work. I don't want to wake up with an octopus attached to my face.
An acquaintance of mine asks me to meet him at a local bar in my hometown. He's a good looking guy so we get trashed and go back to his place. He puts on a movie and well we don't actually watch it. The sex was not fantastic but not terrible either. I could hang with this guy.
We pass out on his couch. I wake up at 5am to this thing crawling across the floor and freak out. He wakes up and tells me that is his pet octopus. I promptly get dressed and bolt out of that place. I decided this relationship was never going to work. I don't want to wake up with an octopus attached to my face.
FEB 06, 2012 10:24 PM
FEB 06, 2012 11:12 PM
I don't know if these blogs make me want to laugh, cum or cry...or all three.
FEB 07, 2012 07:20 AM
FEB 07, 2012 08:09 AM
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FEB 07, 2012 08:55 PM
Yup! We are still friends and joke about this story all the time 
just no more sleepovers :p
MAR 23, 2012 06:53 AM
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