age: 34 (Dec 06, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2004

occupation: yer mums personal clit sucker.

stats: gud norks.

makes me happy: stimulants n masturbation. also wen children fall ova.

crush: The boi down r local chippy.

makes me sad: wen Mufasa dies in tha lion king. wen my hawk gets caught in tha rain and i turn into a sheep.

fantasy: me n 5 army grrl skinheads..boots n strapons.

i lost my virginity: pussy; 16, drunk n on me back. Ass; 17, drunker n on all 4's.

body mods: lip, nose, nipples n a big fuck off padlock through me cunt. a few dodgy tats from years ago..think dolphins, suns and ex girlfs names. hmmm. cool.