by M. J. Johnson

I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only...

Good day, Gentlemen.

It is wonderful to see you all again. You are looking quite spiffy, although I do see a regrettable number of neckerchiefs in the...

Good evening, Gentlemen. I apologize for leaving so much time between lessons, but the tables at Monaco were running hot, and Annika was unwilling to leave...

It is amazingly easy to not have sex. Look at me now. Here I sit, calm as can be, not having sex. And yet, for some people, the act of not having sex...

Good day, Gentlepeople.

I’m afraid I must speak with you again. It seems my previous lessons have not been enough to change the world into a polite...

Gentlemen, we are in the midst of an epidemic. No, it’s not Flying Pig Flu; it’s not penicillin-resistant syphilis; it’s not masturbation induced...

Good afternoon, Gentlemen. So nice of you to join me.



I know...

Good afternoon, Gentlemen.

Please. Come in. Sit down. Can I offer you a drink?



Perhaps...

Welcome to the first Gentleman’s Guide. In these articles, I will try to help guide the befuddled, the confused, and the perpetually horny into...

I should like to start with a slight apology. I am unable to link directly to the story I am discussing, as The New Yorker...

I know I am not alone as I get a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach every time I see the price of gas. I start to question if a trip out of town...

There is the possibility of a frightening new trend on the horizon for college campuses around the country. I'm not talking about a new hazing ritual,...