Iowa Pride was today. I had no idea it was going on when I went down there. I also didn't know it was going to be so humid I could swim in the air. So, after a quick shower and lighter pants, I headed back with my camera.
These were the only people with signs I saw anywhere. They like teh buttseks.
Equality dog likes equality.
Butts
This saved me.
And now, to finish, a nude self portrait:
These were the only people with signs I saw anywhere. They like teh buttseks.
Equality dog likes equality.
Butts
This saved me.
And now, to finish, a nude self portrait:
STUFF 'BOUT ME!
1. I am drinking coffee right now.
2. I cannot take naps without getting a stomachache
3. I hold a BA, MA, and MFA, all in different areas of English
4. I read Walden once per year
5. I once had a female student accidentally flash me her vulva in the middle of class.
6. I have written 2 novels, neither published (yet).
7. I'm circumcised
8. I once applied for the Peace Corps, but was rejected because I hadn't been off anti-depressants for long enough.
9. I have not had sex since April, 2008
10. I own many hats, but almost never wear them.
11. I prefer to write with fountain pens.
12. I think the early Warner Brothers cartoons are better than anything that has been in the genre for the past 30 years.
13. I can make an omelet
14. I sometimes stay in the bathroom longer if I get to a good part in a book
15. I am planning to move to Omaha as soon as I can get out of this fucking lease.
16. Both my paternal grandmother and her mother-in-law were adopted
17. One of my ancestors rode with the relief column that got to Little Big Horn too late
18. I've taught myself how to throw knives and juggle, but I am completely hopeless at video games.
19. I've been a vegetarian since Feb. 16th.
20. I really wanted to buy a bacon cheeseburger for lunch today.
21. I had a garden burger instead. With sweet potato fries and cottage cheese.
22. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a break-dancer, but I could never find a refrigerator carton to use.
23. The last person I saw naked, in person, was Toxic who borrowed my hotel room for a photoshoot when I was in Portland last June:
24: My dream is to WRITE ALL THE BOOKS until I'm about 70, then open a bookstore.
25: I own 3 sex-toys, but I'm not going to tell you what they are.
1. I am drinking coffee right now.
2. I cannot take naps without getting a stomachache
3. I hold a BA, MA, and MFA, all in different areas of English
4. I read Walden once per year
5. I once had a female student accidentally flash me her vulva in the middle of class.
6. I have written 2 novels, neither published (yet).
7. I'm circumcised
8. I once applied for the Peace Corps, but was rejected because I hadn't been off anti-depressants for long enough.
9. I have not had sex since April, 2008
10. I own many hats, but almost never wear them.
11. I prefer to write with fountain pens.
12. I think the early Warner Brothers cartoons are better than anything that has been in the genre for the past 30 years.
13. I can make an omelet
14. I sometimes stay in the bathroom longer if I get to a good part in a book
15. I am planning to move to Omaha as soon as I can get out of this fucking lease.
16. Both my paternal grandmother and her mother-in-law were adopted
17. One of my ancestors rode with the relief column that got to Little Big Horn too late
18. I've taught myself how to throw knives and juggle, but I am completely hopeless at video games.
19. I've been a vegetarian since Feb. 16th.
20. I really wanted to buy a bacon cheeseburger for lunch today.
21. I had a garden burger instead. With sweet potato fries and cottage cheese.
22. When I was a kid, I wanted to be a break-dancer, but I could never find a refrigerator carton to use.
23. The last person I saw naked, in person, was Toxic who borrowed my hotel room for a photoshoot when I was in Portland last June:
24: My dream is to WRITE ALL THE BOOKS until I'm about 70, then open a bookstore.
25: I own 3 sex-toys, but I'm not going to tell you what they are.
Dear Life: please have SOMETHING, Anything really, fall into place. I could use a boost.
Me.
Me.
