CoyoteMike's June 14, 2012 blog

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JUNE 14, 2012 @ 02:05 PM

So. Portland. A few thoughts.

1: Hipsters are a self-replicating virus. Males should never, EVER wear skinny jeans. Ever.

2: I should have brought a silly hat.

3: Toxic rolled around naked in my bed.

4: Selene giggles when you talk about nudity.

5: Spicy macaroni is one of the true joys in life.

6: Burlesque is wonderful, but seeing a guy take a glowing dildo out of his underwear takes a bit of getting used to.

7: Pugs all start to look like drag queens as they get older

8: 4 stories worth of bookstore means I need to bring along a spare pair of underpants. Or wear a condom at all times.

9: Yoga pants are always awesome.

10: Buses are kinda scary at night.

11: Video arcades should always have a bar.

12: I left my duck in Portland.

keet

USA

March 2012

JUN 14, 2012 02:29 PM

1./ 10./ 11.: Agreed. My friend used to wear retail and there were guys who would actually shop in the women's section.
3.: lucky man, shes hot
6.: Didn't even know there was male burlesque, must check it out.
7.: LOL
12.: While this is an awesome sentence, I'm sorry to hear that

Agreed on the cubicle thing, I can't do it.

keet

USA

March 2012

JUN 14, 2012 02:45 PM

haha I don't know why I assumed it was a real duck.

El_Bandito

Hialeah, FL

April 2005

JUN 14, 2012 03:03 PM

poor duck

Greaser

Baton Rouge, LA

July 2006

JUN 14, 2012 04:19 PM

I don't care who you are. If your clothes restrict your blood flow, they're too tight. I was in Houston last weekend and there were a surprising number of hipsters. Texas hipsters. Yes, they exist!

IDGAS

Portland, ME

March 2004

JUN 14, 2012 04:20 PM

2 - Sartorial advice; Silly and hat do not, should not, and may not combined. Ever!
9 - Not true. Picture yourself as a woman in Yoga pants
11 - Hick
12 - I left my heart in San Francisco

SilverSurfer

MODERATOR

Chicago, IL

JUN 14, 2012 06:15 PM

Sounds good!

Especially the part about the spicy macaroni.

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

JUN 14, 2012 07:40 PM

Video arcades should have bars. Our here we have Barcade

mydogfarted

Oakland, NJ

June 2003

JUN 14, 2012 07:40 PM

Yes, it downloads porn at 4G speeds.

Sal_

USA

October 2009

JUN 14, 2012 07:42 PM

Did you kick any hipsters in the junk like I asked? I hear if you do it hard enough you can hear dubstep.

Sal_

USA

October 2009

JUN 14, 2012 08:03 PM

Yeah, I guess it would be best not to risk getting too close, you could become infected with hipsteritis.

Mayvis

Clackamas, OR

July 2011

JUN 15, 2012 10:15 AM

Now you know why I hate the hipster scourge... I am kind of disappointed we didn't get hang out though..next time perhaps?

Oh and did you go to the burlesque show atbthe hawthorne theater? I only ask because that building used o be the building my masonic lodge was based in. the building has a pretty awesome history to it.