i really hate it when i shaving. i always end up cutting myself >:/
it would be easier to stick my face in a woodchipper or lawnmoer.

well now that i can my hate for shaving outta the way. I think i need to make a list of things i do like "not in any order" so im not so cynical.

1. waving at strangers
2. waving guns at strangers
3. screaming in a library for no reason
4. being chased by an angry person
5. throwing eggs
6. breathing oxygen
7. breathing helium
8. having hot rough sex
9. having hot rough sex with myself
10. people reading my blog.
11. this thing

to be continued......