age: 31 (Mar 29, 1981)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2003

occupation: I am a lineman for the county...

stats: Not a hair on my body! Was a lot of tweezing though.

crush: You, Ms. Superfinesexysweetass

into: playing guitar.writing music.listening to music.sarcasm.sleep.

gets me hot: naughty, naughty girls. and golden showers...wait no

sign: Moustache Rides 5¢

fantasy: You and me on a hot summer night during a thunderstorm, riding me like a mechanical bull, with a bucket on your head, and Abraham Lincoln smacking it with a broom handle while he sings the Tom Jones song of your choosing (although I coerce you into picking "You Can Leave Your Hat On").

i lost my virginity: at night in a yard when it was 30 degrees.

body mods: Trimmed nails, spike through my head, big gold toof, hydraulic penis w/spoiler for aerodynamics