"Is this burning an eternal flame?

No, it's me setting you on fire.

Ugh!"

"a night to remember.



I lough you, pookie brain."

"He does a lot of blow with French hussies. And I like that."

"Don't fuck with Cocoa; he will make you bust a gut!"

"It's not too late for you to become a person of substance."

"CocoabutteR makes me smile on the daily, yo. And for that I am grateful. He is a genuinely awesome person."

"Brian is a saint"

"Thnx for the blanket party last night! You're the best host evah!

Srsly, that was my last PPP-ism in your testimonials."

"We can play Uno instead, kay?"

"His hugs are like liquid joy. So warm and light and airy, like a really foofy pillow."

"CocoabutteR can be the cream cheese on my bagel anytime."

"I dedicate this to our love.

"

"Brikily 4 Evah...

Even though someone in the email circle doesn't know the difference between and ass and a vagina.
"

"CocoabutteR sexually molested me in my dreams last night."