"hot shit and she loves to fuck"

"As far as Pirate Hookers go Karen is the best I know. Shes an Beautiful woman with a kick ass personality. "

"I don't know her but I think the colossally clever name "CockZombie" mandates that she become a good friend of mine."

"You have such an adorable face!"

"If only all Pirates were so beautiful...."

"Drunk dialer!"

"This woman is wonderfull...I wish she was mine......."

"You are one bad ass gorgeous pirate lady."

"you're looking fucking great.
I hope you're good.
This sucks as a testimonial but it's the first thing that came to mind."

"not only is she beautiful but she is intelligent too. wow total package!! if she was a lesbian i would have married her by now...sadly though she isn't so i have to settle for an amazing friend. i love her to death"

"Very very beautiful and a class act to boot. Shoots straight from the hip too!"

"anyone who was a vet is a friend of mine. service and sacrifice, even for just a little bit, is alot more then most people can say about themselves. when a person decides life isnt just about them and does something about it, it shows true character.shes a pirate-hooker, XXX, and a american hero. God Bless her."