"awesome. fucking down to earth girlie. she kicks ass and takes names!"

""

"i wrote a testimonial, but it just didn't seem right so i rewrote it again and again. for days i labored over it, throwing it out each time i thought i had it finished, never getting it quite to my liking. it became an albatross -- an obsession. i'd stay up at night trying to find just the right wording, but eventually my desire to write the perfect testimonial faded, i grew apathetic, and i said

"Fuck it, i don't even Claire anymore.""

"this lady rocks my socks. i get up to go to the soda machine just so i can lurk on her...

journey forever!!!"