I ran across this short I was in awhile back. I thought it might entertain you. I receive a golden shower. No. I'm not kidding. But I did it because it was part of the story. This is a series of shorts entitled... "The Princess Trilogy."

See for yourself...

Gimme an A! E! E! Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas!

It feels a bit odd to be recognized as a celeb at the Adult Entertainment Expo when I've never appeared in a video having sex. Or at least, none of the videos I've appeared in have been sold or made their way online since I keep those for private use. It must be because the network I do hosting for, G4TV, has been as aggressive about covering the world of adult as they have about video games. Which is great for me since I love both!

It was a blast to meet porn stars and learn that, well, we have a mutual appreciation for each others' work.


Anyway, I hosted an AEE Special with Sasha Grey and Blair Herter that will air on G4TV on February 14th, so you can get your VD fix on that day if you like. (I also prefer to call it, "Singles Awareness Day." Hate the 14th!)

Here are the highlights...

It's important when attending AEE to bring appropriate attire, so I packed these tees.




I knew when I saw this on a chick's ass that I had a chance with someone at the con.




I carry a little bottle of this in my pocket, but you can never have too much. If you must know, AEE smelled like bad cologne, baby wipes, beer and B.O.




Twitter is so huge among porn stars, there's even a porn DVD called Porn Star Tweets!




I never thought I'd use the words "bucking" and "penis" in the same sentence, but this clearly applies.




Ever want a BJ from Jenna Haze? Well now you can get one! Here she is having her lips cast for a mold to be used in a Jenna Haze fleshlight.




I loved him in the beginning, but I am starting to feel a bit fucked by our new President.




Ed Hardy Condoms. The first condom specifically made for dicks.




Okay, I'm in a picture with the lovely Teagan Presley, but more importantly, I've perfected my douche face!!!




There were just too many parties. But they are not as fun as they might sound. Most were sausage-fests with porn stars sequestered off in VIP areas like an animal petting zoo. And it was so loud, conversation was impossible, so I felt like my only super ability was taken from me.




Sure, I'll autograph your arm.





I met my new favorite adult star, Misti Dawn, and lucky for me she's a fangirl and a geek. With all the ladies being asked by dudes to get pictures taken with them, it felt odd to have her come up to me and ask for a pic. She's cute.




Sasha Grey was a superstar at AEE and here she is unveiling her PETA poster.




Working with Sasha on the AEE Special was amazing. She kept me on my toes!




Obviously, I left Vegas a winner...




Until next year...


P.S. There's more on my Twitter and Facebook... just sayin'.

I forgot to Xmas shop!

The only places open on Christmas Day are liquor stores & gas stations. So, to help you out, here's my Last-Minute Holiday Shopping Guide... gifts for the whole family!

Bad economy? Fuck it!

Merry Gothmas...

I love Xmas time! Is it strange that Begoths were used to decorate my blue tree?



Here's a taste of Xmas time at the Ranch...



Bye for now.

Christmas time is here...

And one of the great things about Xmas is... holiday sweaters. I think I look rather dapper.

My Twilight New Moon Werewolf costume...

I miss Halloween because I love to dress up.

I might actually wear this costume next Halloween. I worked on it all night and it's completely accurate to the werewolves in the movie. I'm pretty proud of it.

This is Halloween...

Halloween is so awesome and my favorite holiday. In fact, why can't we have this holiday twice a year?

I carved these Jack Skellington pumpkins on Halloween and after sitting outside my place for an hour, were stolen. So a big FUCK YOU to all pumpkin-stealers!


My costume is a secret, but it includes handcuffs... which is a clue. With Zoetica at Ruin's Grimm's Fairy Tale Ball on Halloween eve.


Handcuffs... I'm carrying an award... you could guess? My costume kind of worked, but...


I needed this accessory to complete the look.




The lollipop brings it all home.






Sometimes sunglasses are appropriate to wear indoors.


I would have won that costume contest if I'd made my Roman Polanski outfit with a steam punk vibe.




This party got wild.






I Doubtfire that's really Robin Williams.










This is what I call Dr. Manhattan costume FAIL!


I mean, had this guy even seen Watchmen? He's blue!


Another party... another costume. Ash from Evil Dead is costume win!


Jim Halpert from NBC's The Office...


...MUST DIE!


Chainsaw?


I has one.


Perfect for cutting cake...




ZKILFs... Zombie Killers I'd Like to Fuck. Ash from Evil Dead and Zoey from Left 4 Dead.


These pumpkins survived Halloween...


...for a li'l while before they became rotted out.


I'll be wearing a sad panda costume on the inside until October 31st, 2010.

I'm not so much a fan of Hello Kitty... as I am a fan of girls who are fans of Hello Kitty

Does that make sense? If not, it should explain why I attended the VIP opening night of the Hello Kitty Art Show in Los Angeles at Royal/T

Here's a video I shot walking into the show...


















My friend Misha! She sold all her pieces in the show.


















There are many more photos on my Flickr account if you want to see lots of Hello Kitty stuff and the women that are really into pussy. Well, cute pussy anyway.

The legend of the pocket beer grows... I'm going to build a web site since I registered the url.



And don't forget...