Gimme an A! E! E! Adult Entertainment Expo in Vegas!

It feels a bit odd to be recognized as a celeb at the Adult Entertainment Expo when I've never appeared in a video having sex. Or at least, none of the videos I've appeared in have been sold or made their way online since I keep those for private use. It must be because the network I do hosting for, G4TV, has been as aggressive about covering the world of adult as they have about video games. Which is great for me since I love both!

It was a blast to meet porn stars and learn that, well, we have a mutual appreciation for each others' work.


Anyway, I hosted an AEE Special with Sasha Grey and Blair Herter that will air on G4TV on February 14th, so you can get your VD fix on that day if you like. (I also prefer to call it, "Singles Awareness Day." Hate the 14th!)

Here are the highlights...

It's important when attending AEE to bring appropriate attire, so I packed these tees.




I knew when I saw this on a chick's ass that I had a chance with someone at the con.




I carry a little bottle of this in my pocket, but you can never have too much. If you must know, AEE smelled like bad cologne, baby wipes, beer and B.O.




Twitter is so huge among porn stars, there's even a porn DVD called Porn Star Tweets!




I never thought I'd use the words "bucking" and "penis" in the same sentence, but this clearly applies.




Ever want a BJ from Jenna Haze? Well now you can get one! Here she is having her lips cast for a mold to be used in a Jenna Haze fleshlight.




I loved him in the beginning, but I am starting to feel a bit fucked by our new President.




Ed Hardy Condoms. The first condom specifically made for dicks.




Okay, I'm in a picture with the lovely Teagan Presley, but more importantly, I've perfected my douche face!!!




There were just too many parties. But they are not as fun as they might sound. Most were sausage-fests with porn stars sequestered off in VIP areas like an animal petting zoo. And it was so loud, conversation was impossible, so I felt like my only super ability was taken from me.




Sure, I'll autograph your arm.





I met my new favorite adult star, Misti Dawn, and lucky for me she's a fangirl and a geek. With all the ladies being asked by dudes to get pictures taken with them, it felt odd to have her come up to me and ask for a pic. She's cute.




Sasha Grey was a superstar at AEE and here she is unveiling her PETA poster.




Working with Sasha on the AEE Special was amazing. She kept me on my toes!




Obviously, I left Vegas a winner...




Until next year...


P.S. There's more on my Twitter and Facebook... just sayin'.