Me talk funny with my clothes on...

It's strange, but in the last year I've appeared in several documentaries. One called American Stag about vintage porn, Gross Out about the rise of vulgar comedies (airing on Starz in August) and another one called Sticky which is a serious look at masturbation, tempered with humor, of course.

Don't ask me why I keep getting asked to do interviews for documentaries, I have no idea. The conversation usually starts with a random phone call from documentary producer who says, "Would you like to be in our documentary?"

And then I say, "Sure, how much does it pay?"

"Nothing."

Pause.

"Nothing?"

"Yeah, nothing."

Long pause.

"Sure."

So, I guess I've become the go-to guy to provide commentary on... well, mostly movies and porn. Which is good... because I really, really like both of those things.

Awhile back I did an interview for (and inadvertently popped up because I kept running into these guys) a film called Official Rejection. This doc directed by Paul Osborne follows filmmaker Scott Storm, whose brilliant indie Ten 'Til Noon was rejected from all the major festivals, as he journeys to smaller fests from Phoenix to Chicago to San Francisco to San Diego. And from what I've seen, the result is brutally honest and hysterical... and then kind of sad... but then it gets funny again! I also think that my presence barely ruins the movie. Barely. (I can't stand to watch myself on TV... or even watch myself for that matter.)

Anyway, here's the teaser trailer for your amusement... but not mine, that's for sure.