"Through me the way into the suffering city, through me the way to the eternal pain, through me the way that runs among the lost. Justice urged on my high artificer; my maker was divine authority, the highest wisdom, and the primal love. Before me nothing but eternal things were made, and I endure eternally. Abandon every hope, who enter here." -The Inscription on the Gates of Hell from Dante's Inferno
I really need a good laugh toady. Everything else has been going to shit, so laugh with me! 
The Texas GOP rebranding itself "the no blowjobs for anyone ever" party. Old people are hilarious until you remember they vote more than you do. 
I fucking hate motherfuckers in huge ass SUVs that yell at me when they almost hit me with their open door! Fucking carbon spewing asswipes! Don't they get it that they almost maimed me?? Fuckers!! 
"Those who only seek skill, will surely lose their lives; those that seek wisdom, will definitely create life." -proverb
"News" today is such a joke! We need our "news" outlets to do more work than just quoting the opposing parties...we need someone to actually investigate these issues and print cogent articles informing the public about them. Don't you think?
It is about fucking time that the US joined the rest of the civilized world and stopped denying care to its citizens! Fuck yeah America!!
WTF? It was 65 yesterday and now it looks like a blizzard outside!! I hare fucking Chicago weather!
