into: sleeping, photography, makeup, traveling, visiting strip clubs (for the artistic value, of course), talking shit and eating good food (or talking food and eating good shit?)
not into: guys that are idiots, that narrows it down to...
makes me happy: Justin Theroux, good movies, good photography(mostly my own), orgasms, a good book, food, food, food
makes me sad: dumb people, accidentally cutting my vagina with an electric razor
hobbies: masturbation.
5 things i can't live without: air, water, food, shelter, my computer
vices: shopping, hating people for being so stupid, eating, sleeping, being lazy
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: masturbating.
gender: female
occupation: Muse/Musee
current crush: Barry Gibb, Michael Ian Black, Paul Rudd, Charlie Kaufman, Conan O'Brien, Nick Swardson
stats: still breathing
body mods: none that I will brag about
heroes: Kubrick, Lynch, Kaufman, etc
gets me hot: Justin Theroux, my vibrator, anime porn
favorite position: any except the ones that feel like your cervix is getting crushed
fantasy: One day I'll become a flying unicorn and I'll fly far far away
sign: will work for food
most humbling moment: ... When I met Morrissey on the Sunset Strip, and I mumbled that I loved him about 17 times consecutively. After taking a photo with him and touching him without permission, I finally got the hint and let go of his arm. Luckily, I got out of there before the cops could find me.
i lost my virginity: someone help me find it
I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic
MY STATUS: not telling
MY DIET: Omnivore
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
POT: Nope
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty, Valley Girl, Hippy, Geek, Gamer.
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