I've been watching Springer Pay per views all night
Ugh! What the hell is wrong with me...

I am drinking a white chocolate mocha and rocking out to Pantera...ahh bliss!
The weekend is grand

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!

Ahhhh I need a life


So we decided to buy more Motley Crue tickets. Ya we're out a zillion dollars, but come on, it's the CRUE!!!
This lady is gonna jam out with her clam out!!!!!!!!

I'm baaaaaaack

The mister and I got 6 tickets to see Motley Crue in August with my familia, and 2 tickets to Alice Cooper in September, 6th row center baby!!

..they're gone. Disappeared. I'm in mourning. I planned on having sex with Nikki Sixx, but now my dreams are broken

Ugh this funkin blows. Send some good vibes my way in hopes that those tickets will magically appear

I'm going to go to bed with a hot cup of tea, and read Nikki Sixx's Heroin Diaries. I hope all is wonderful for my SG friends.

Vodka raped all that was straight edge in me this weekend. I hang my head in shame

Here's a photo dump of my life lately;


My mister...I luuurve him, he's sexy


My bestest buddy!!! I hadn't seen her in over five years, and she made a crazy long trip from Victoria to see me, and meet my family


My sister and me


The little man who needs no introduction HE IS THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!!!

Anywhoozles, time for coffee

I keep finding veins in my McNuggets

Ya...I think i'm done with meat for good...veganism here I come!!!!!!!!!

So there's this boy. He kinda stole my heart. He calls me 'Mom'

BEST.SHOW.EVER!!!


I'm watching Bee Movie for the 3rd time. Zis movie rox! Really, if you haven't seen it, you should

I'm going to Edmonton on Friday!!! I am going to rape West Ed Mall...oh yes, I will show no mercy And that's all new and exciting in my life. Ya, I know, I suck Everyone take care

He looks so sweet and wee when he sleeps...