"most people don't remain friends with their exes...for one reason. i, however, can still count chris as a good friend. i'm one of the lucky few. he's a very supportive friend and always there to make your day a litle better!"

"not only is he intelligent, but, hes also genuine, sweet, and always has very real and insightful things to say. i appreciate that a great deal. i want to hug him"

"Cheech is such an interesting, smart and funny guy. As well versed as he is in all kinds of literature and music, he could be a pretetious bastard, but he's not! He is one of the sweetest guys!"

"Where to begin.....Cheech is the sort of fellow who comes to the party looking like the odd and out of place man in the swirling body limbs of hipsters...but ends up being the guy you talk with until 4am over bad coffee and smokes...cause he is cool like that-a truly great example of what the modern man should be to all things and people in this sordid age of lust, dust, crust, and fuss...."

"This guy is so genuinely cool, he makes it look like Fonzie's entire act was an affectation. Cheech is what makes Suicide Girls so much more than a collection of softcore porn. He makes it X rated -- in a good way, like Midnight Cowboy X, X for coolness content. Amazing recommendations of entertainment and enlightenment in all media, several of which I have taken and seriously appreciated. He actually writes worthwhile correspondence about what what works and what doesn't in movies. I've never met him in person, so... Sure -- there's always that off chance that he'll be the guy who snaps one day and kills everyone at work. But should that day come, I'll be the first guy to say "Wow. I never saw that coming. He seemed like such a nice guy... And he had excellent taste in everything!" But of course, I hope that never happens."

"Cheech is...you know how sometimes you meet those super intelligent, super kind-hearted people, who make you feel like utter shit for having human flaws? Yeah; Cheech is one of those people...too good for the rest of us."

"Only half the time do I think when Cheech says something, which is twice as often as I normally think.

Something is amiss in River City, and I do believe it is those darn Jets making touble."

"he is one of my favorite people on SG, not to mention responsible for many of the most clever & amusing comments written in my journal. his words make me smile."

"I always remember that time in Scotland. We were taking this black pills we got from this black gypsy looking lady. She said he had an honest face and handed us these pills. She didn't give us any instructions so I just went and got us a big ol' pitcher of something dark and we ate the fuckers. What touches me in my heart each and every day is that Cheech got deported and left my name out of the report. After I sobered up some, I went back to that schoolyard and apologized for both of us. So Cheech, we are allowed back to Scotland but we are not permitted to bring those rhinestone costumes or that copy of Billy Jack. They'll put us right back in the fucking joint.

Cheech Left The Cake Out In The Rain"

"Oh my god, I didn't testify? Bad, toaster, bad. I like reading his long journal entries, which are sometimes as long as mine. And I like it when he comments in my journal. Also, I really miss the dream bands. C'mon, DREAM BANDS. Let's be in a band called Pussy Control. Does that one exist? 'Cause it's a great name for a band."

"I nominate Cheech our very own SG Book keeper. He needs a little "black book" icon to close his paragraphs. Hel can be our SG nurse and Cheech can be our SG informant. When ever I have a strange question I can't quite answer, I just ask Cheech.

Cheech - you're Rad."

"This guy always asks the best questions, even if I can't really answer them when I get to it. AND GARBAGE IS ONE OF HIS FAVORITE BANDS! You can't go wrong with that. Besides, his long journal entries make me feel like I'm reading something valuable and not wasting away. He's good people."

"Cheech and I get along so well because of our mutual Zappalove, among other things. He's a good guy to talk to, and he has impeccable taste in music, as he may demonstrate if you're lucky enough to get one of his mixes in the post."

"Cheech is a superfriendly guy. Kind of a low talker, but he hasn't roped me into wearing a poofy shirt or anything... which just proves what I said before!"