im so tired, wore out and beat down that the most beautiful woman in the universe could walk up to me and ask if i would like a blowjob, to which i'd reply im sorry i'm way to tired to appreciate your enthusiasm and would most likely fall asleep before you started but thank you for the offer.....
so i passed on the kitchen job in favor of a traveling construction job, that pays WAY BETTER, plus i get to travel again, not much travel outside of the kansas/oklahoma 4 state area but its travel right? who knows i might actually get around to meeting some people from this site
so ive been offered the executive chef position at a hole in the wall dive bar, the kinda place would be big with hipsters if we had any in this area. of course they would probably just hang out and complain about the lack of micro-brews. but anyways this little dive bar and grill is substantialy underfunded and by that i mean understaffed as well so if i take the job i'll be working for min wage. ill also be the line cook, the waiter, and possibly on some occasions the bartender, least till business picks up and the owners can afford to hire help.... but i'll be able to call meself executive chef right?
Lyrics:
The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.
I walk a road, horizons change
The tournament's begun.
The purple piper plays his tune,
The choir softly sing;
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue,
For the court of the crimson king.
The keeper of the city keys
Put shutters on the dreams.
I wait outside the pilgrim's door
With insufficient schemes.
The black queen chants
The funeral march,
The cracked brass bells will ring;
To summon back the fire witch
To the court of the crimson king.
The gardener plants an evergreen
Whilst trampling on a flower.
I chase the wind of a prism ship
To taste the sweet and sour.
The pattern juggler lifts his hand;
The orchestra begin.
As slowly turns the grinding wheel
In the court of the crimson king.
On soft gray mornings widows cry
The wise men share a joke;
I run to grasp divining signs
To satisfy the hoax.
The yellow jester does not play
But gentle pulls the strings
And smiles as the puppets dance
In the court of the crimson king.
its storming good here and it always screws with my internet connection so im going to go sit on the porch and contemplate the power of nature.... here is your moment of zen
"The rules of fair play do not apply in love and war. " John Lyly's 'Euphues' (1578)
(origin of "all's fair in love and war")
"War is hell" Gen. William T. Sherman 1863
"Love is hell" Theory of a Deadman 2011
"All war is based on deception." Sun Tzu 6th century B.C.
therefore war and love are opposite sides of the same coin forged by lies....
Now lets talk about a sensitive subject prostitution.
Definitions of 'prostitution' [pros-ti-too-shuhn, -tyoo-]
(noun)
1. the act or practice of engaging in sexual intercourse for money
2. base or unworthy use, as of talent or ability
now if an individual receives money or gifts in exchange for sex they are considered prostitutes correct? now if you are dating or married to an individual that has access to your finances or that you give random gifts to in exchange for sex neither party is engaging in prostitution? where is the reasoning behind this separation? then the over self righteous heavily religious peoples that fail to learn or identify key facts from the bible Jesus was in love with Mary Magdalen who was a prostitute. prostitution is the oldest known profession so why do so many people look down on it. if it was legalized it would help prevent the spread of STDs, also imagine the revenue generated in taxes. but enough about hookers.
in a world dominated by people with short attention spans i understand if i spend more time typing this none will read it which could be a good thing....
(origin of "all's fair in love and war")
"War is hell" Gen. William T. Sherman 1863
"Love is hell" Theory of a Deadman 2011
"All war is based on deception." Sun Tzu 6th century B.C.
therefore war and love are opposite sides of the same coin forged by lies....
Now lets talk about a sensitive subject prostitution.
Definitions of 'prostitution' [pros-ti-too-shuhn, -tyoo-]
(noun)
1. the act or practice of engaging in sexual intercourse for money
2. base or unworthy use, as of talent or ability
now if an individual receives money or gifts in exchange for sex they are considered prostitutes correct? now if you are dating or married to an individual that has access to your finances or that you give random gifts to in exchange for sex neither party is engaging in prostitution? where is the reasoning behind this separation? then the over self righteous heavily religious peoples that fail to learn or identify key facts from the bible Jesus was in love with Mary Magdalen who was a prostitute. prostitution is the oldest known profession so why do so many people look down on it. if it was legalized it would help prevent the spread of STDs, also imagine the revenue generated in taxes. but enough about hookers.
in a world dominated by people with short attention spans i understand if i spend more time typing this none will read it which could be a good thing....
