I can't really help, but to keep in the spirit of thanksgiving you can grab a gun walk over to your neighbours place and tell them you now own their land and would like them to stay for dinner. After dinner you can exclaim; 'Now get the fuck out before I kill you all, but before you go please accept these small pox ridden blankets as a gift. BTW my descendents will fuck you over in the most brutal fashion so I hope you had a nice dinner cause it's your last peaceful meal with me.' We have the same thing in Australia, it's called Australia Day, or Invasion Day by the Koorie people.

All the traditional stuff! And you gottha have pumpkin pie for sure!.

instead of using bacon to wrap the turkey, which seems to be more and more popular these days, i render the pork fat from porkbelly, and pour that over the turkey to crisp the skin and also for the flavor.