Member: Charlatan

Charlatan says knock you out!

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Member: Charlatan
Member: Charlatan
Member: Charlatan
 

films:

  1. The Dark Knight
  2. In the Name of the Father
  3. Eternal Sunshine fo the Spotless Mind
  4. The Lost Weekend
  5. Clockwork Orange
  6. There Will be Blood
  7. Lord of the Rings
  8. Unforgiven
  9. Laugh Clown Laugh
  10. Marty

books:

  1. Johnny Got His Gun
  2. Crystal Shard
  3. Prince of Lies
  4. The Dark Tower
  5. Fear and Loathing

tv shows:

  1. Family Guy
  2. Unbeatable Banzuke
  3. A Haunting
  4. Deadliest Catch
  5. Golden Girls
  6. My name is Earl
  7. The Office
  8. The Shield
  9. MXC
  10. LA Femme Nikita

Video Games:

  1. Resident Evil 4
  2. Final Fantasy
  3. MarioKart
  4. Bioshock
  5. Wario Smooth Moves
  6. Civilization
  7. Metal Gear Solid
  8. Knights of the Old Republic
  9. Baldur's Gate
  10. Warcraft (Not World of either)
 

into: Happy hour on a sunny late afternoon, finding random truly awesome people, cute girls, eating out, labor unions,

not into: fake personalities, paying bills, being bored and understimulated, general closemindedness, right-wing religious america

makes me happy: conversation, smiles, movies, music, relaxation, people I can trust, girls

makes me sad: not being good enough, tension, liars, ruin, people that don't act their age, rediculous drama, loneliness, cops...I hate cops

hobbies: I tip cows professionally for money.

5 things i can't live without: Ask someone who cares

vices: Booze, trust, love, lust...

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Filling in my right hand to what my left hand has been doing.

 

gender: male

occupation: I make junk mail

current crush: Umm...no thanks

stats: Pretty and Petite

heroes: My dad.

gets me hot: Eye contact, high temperatures, occasionally pain, people that expand my horizons, voyeurism, and dramatic film

favorite position: Take it like a man!

fantasy: Does anyone believe in these anymore...wait, I do!

sign: Scorpio, bow to me...

most humbling moment: 11/22/2003, 2/19/2008

i lost my virginity: and she kept trying to take it over and over again...

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fashionista, Hillbilly.