I think I get it now. I'm pretty sure this is some kind of ploy by the SG marketing department to get me to start loving SG again so that after this 3 months is up I'll be so bonered by it that I will start giving them money again.

You shady bastards.

Seriously? Someone bought me a 3 month account and "chose to not reveal their identity" to me?

Please gifter! Stand up and show yourself!

Dear everyone,

I'm going gray. or do you prefer grey? anywho, email me at dolphinssuckit@gmail.com if you would like to keep in contact. otherwise, who knows? maybe I'll be back again. i'm still a fan of naked ladies.

also i guess you could AIM if you feel so inclined. humansrule666 is that one.

lots of love, yo. i'm out.

So yeah, the new site is pretty and all, but the girls just seem a little less naked with a gray background. Also please read my "headline" or whatever it is. and seriously, couldn't they have updated the "emoticons?"

My entire existence has been rocked to the core a by the master filmmakers behind "Stick It."

I'm going to Oklahoma. I will celebrate my mother becoming old and the joys of drinking. both of which are things the deserve celebration. should i visit Alyk in boston soon? i just learned my friend Erin lives up there too.

can anyone tell me what you need to know to pick a good watermelon? i was craving watermelon and I don't know how to pick a good one.

from what i learned watching Silent Hill, barbed wire is the best kind of vaginal cleansing.

gross.

you know what i find to be entertaining? sitting at home watching "Six Pack" starring kenny rogers and looking over at my wall and seeing the beautiful man himself permanently preserved on velvet.

it's masturbation worthy i tell you.