MEMBER SINCE: November 2008

occupation: Troll.

fantasy: Um...if you really want to know, I'll tell you. It's kind of mortifying however.

i lost my virginity: To the boy with the golden fleece.

stats: Very short...very built.

heroes: Schaffer the Darklord...I don't know if I will ever stop liking him.

makes me happy: Other people's interest and approval.

gets me hot: Written smut. Yuri/Shoujo-Ai (not a weeaboo though!), perverted pairings of characters on kids' TV shows. Dirty stories.

crush: I am only attracted to certain races/ethnicities. I am bad about that. I like Italians best.

into: apple computers, politics, user feedback, 60s music and 60s computer counterculture, XEROX PARC, Google, robots, science fiction, sushi, shoving my success into the faces of people who tried to put me down, COSPLAYING

body mods: A big ass tattoo by dA artist 'Cooley. Looking to get a tattoo of the Mayan ruler 16 Rabbits out of Copaneco pride.

makes me sad: America is in bankruptcy and no one seems to care.