I need a new job. It is Sunday and I am working from home due to a 9am staff meeting tomorrow. I would not normally mind but my job as a quality control specialist in a social work agency is rather boring and my boss is being a rather dramatic bitchy queen these days. In the past I thought this was funny but now he's just annoying, and I halfway suspect it is because we hired a new straight guy and he is crushing on him a bit.

Anyone need a burnt out social worker with administrative and managerial skills. I can show my boobs when I report to work every morning!

It is 4:13 in the am. I am still up for no apparent reason. The tv infomercials were boring me so I decided to come check my email. My cat, Mr. Fatty, is in here keeping me company now. Hubby is snoozing in the bed. I would wake him to entertain me, but he looks so peaceful. Plus he was not feeling well so I gave him one of my sleeping pills. It appears to have worked on him. :-) That would be kinda selfish huh, to wake him up after helping him fall asleep. I just wanted to say hey to everyone that is on my friends list and hope everyone is doing beautifully. I guess I will go watch the Ghost Hunters I have on my DVR since I know none of the people in chat right now.

Oh, and I am very ecstatic that my favorite tv serial killer starts back tomorrow on Showtime, Dexter. I've missed him.

I have been away for a while, sorry for those who worried about me.

A few weeks back I went gambling with some friends in the trash capitol I call Shreveport. We stayed at the Horseshoe Casino and their rooms were actually nice. When we were walking around the shopping square next door, I found a KB Toys outlet. They had a 7ft by 4ft inflatable pool on clearance for 15 bucks so I bought it. I have always had a desire to fill it with a few bottles of lube and wrestle around in there with my baby cakes. It was so much fun so I highly recommend it. The only thing is that you get so slippery that the actual act of sex is impossible. But it was still loads of fun trying to stick it in from all angles.

Sorry I have no pics of the lube fest, I was a little busy. I lost a ton of money gambling but still had fun with the friends I went with.


I spent the week of fourth of July in Cape Coral Florida. It is really pretty and the weather was awesome, it rained everyday which for my pasty self is awesome! We were still able to go to the beaches and take in some local wine.

Hope everyone is doing good.

Hey everyone!!

I am so weary and tired these days for no reason. Life is great. I think it is the unbearably hot weather in Texas. It's only June and it's going to get worse. I know car tempretures read higher than what it really is outside, but today my car read 103!! 103, that's comfortable. I am already voicing my dislike for the Texas weather and it is only June and I have been experiencing these hot ass summers for 28 years.

Oh well, to cheer myself up, I am going to Shreveport this weekend with a girlfriend to get a massage at the spa in one of the hotels. Very excited about that. Maybe I can pick up some ciggy's without having to pay the ridiculous tobacco tax that Texas has imposed.

I played a poker tournament in Addison this past weekend. They had margaritas there. I was three sheets to the wind by the end of the tournament, but I still managed to come out in fourth place. Maybe next time I will avoid the alcohol all together and win the tournament. But I got my money back, so it was still fun.

Does anyone watch Dirty Jobs on the Discovery Channel?

If so, did you watch tonights, him getting semen out of turkeys. I almost vomited on myself several times. What they do is massage the prostate, then semen comes out, he takes a two headed straw, one tube goes to a bottle and the other goes to his mouth, and he sucks on his tube and somehow the semen goes into the bottle. Very rarely they said the turkey semen goes into your mouth, but just in case, they always carry bottled water with them.

OH MY GOD, so Fucking Disgusting.

Then when he was insemenating the females, he got pissed on and projectile shit on so many tiimes, I don't think I ever want to eat turkey ever ever ever again!!!!

I think I know why they do this but it still bothers me.....why is it that on most SG's main pages you cannot request a friendship? That really fucking bothers me. I have a few that are my favorites and just think this is strange, probably warranted, but still bothers me.

I have been on here for over a year now and have joined my local groups and searched around the local member pics and never once have I ever come across anyone I knew, know currently, work with, went to school with, had as a client etc. Does that mean I am the only sexual deviant in my large network of people I come into contact with? Or is there another site that is equally deviant or even more deviant that I don't know about.

Anyone else ever thought sbout this?

I like the new addition of PSW section in the hopefuls. The only thing is that I have one set that has 93 pics and another of the same set that only has about 30 something that I added in the PSW group a few months ago as a condensed version of my favorite pics. So there are now 2 sets of me that originated from the same set. When I was looking at them today I realized there were some duplicate shots, so I had to delete two or three.

This site has grown a little boring for me though. No ones fault but my own. I think it is because I am becoming less and less active in the groups and not checking my page but one time a week. I will try to be more active for those people that I talk to regularly.

I hope everyone's April was awesome and hope that May is just as great. My May is turning out to be pretty fucking great because my boss told me that I got a raise yesterday. I had another raise back in March, so I must be doing something right. I would swear it is the clevage I sport at work, but alas he is gay so he is not too interested in that.

My mom is having a huge surgery on tuesday, part of it is to put her back together from a fall she had and broke many bones due to having osteoporosis. The other is to put a stint in her heart due to some heart issues she is having. I'm really worried about her, I think because I have already lost my father when I was 16. So if you pray, then please pray for me, and if you do not pray to a higher power, then just keep me and my mom in your thoughts.

Sorry for the seriousness that this blog has ended with. So let me just end with pic to make it a little light hearted. Just a little camera phone pic of me lying here typing. Have a great weekend!!

Ugh!!! I broke my wrist over the weekend. Currently in a non-permanent brace. I am left handed so I thought I was lucky I hurt my right one, but soon I came to realize that the only thing I do left handed is write.

So now when using the bathroom to wipe (I know scary image, yuck) I become a contortionist. I can't drive very well because the gear shift is on the right side. Forget about being able to put a bra on. It just sucks, but hopefully it will heal fast and I can work on another set of pics, minus the cast.

Ugh!! I am in such a bad mood lately and I don't know why. Well I think it is many many small things lately that just keeps putting me in a bad space. For example, my new officemate keeps finding random things wrong with my audit tool that I made. Such as a state law I reported being on page 12, but when the new laws came out for 2008 it got moved to page 13. She points it out to my boss in an email I get cc'd on that states: Casandra, are you aware that this question is wrong? The correct citing is on page 12." My response to her today after the 7th email about this was: "Yes I am aware. I have not updated the page numbers yet, but when I get back in the office on Friday from my audits, I will fix it, or if you are not doing anything you are more than welcome to fix it yourself." What a bitch!!!

I miss my old officemate, male, friendly, fun, and jovial. This bitch has too much to prove. Also, instead of writing little notes on a post-it like the rest of us normal people, she types all of her notes on a letterhead that states "From the Desk of Sh#$*#&* Collins." Today I walked in and on my desk was a typed note that said: Casandra could you review this for me.

Okay, i'm done ranting about her.

Then I have an ex friend that keeps sending me crappy emails, and I just want to rip his face off. Just normal everyday stuff but it is just alot of little things combined.

My SG account got closed today for a little bit, they did not send me a warning or anything. But luckily I could reactivate, next time how about a warning or something.

I hope everyone has a great weekend. I plan on doing nothing but drinking and smoking a lot of cigarettes!!!