"guess i didn't
i frgt everything thing though even to breath sometimes but she likes comics i remembeer that... that's cool and she lives where i did for h.s. i didnt have a good membery then niether "

"A testimonial, you say? No problem!

CarrotJuice and I served together in a deep-cover team back in the height of the Cold War. There was this one time when we were stationed behind the Wall, and a coded transmission came in: Operative YELLOW-7 had gone missing, and CarrotJuice and I were going to have to go in and make the save. Of course, it was totally off the books, so we weren't going to get any backup.

We had to fly in to Moscow, posing as tourists, and then make our way to Leningrad. To make matters worse, our last communique from HQ warned us that the KGB had caught wind of our presence. It wasn't going to be easy, that much was clear.

Still, CarrotJuice knows her stuff. Man, I can't even count the number of times she pulled me out of the fire on that mission. We eventually found YELLOW-7, but it turns out that he'd turned coats on us. The whole thing was a set-up. Fortunately, we managed to get away, eventually hiding out in an old abandoned warehouse that hadn't seen any use since the late '40s. Amazingly, CarrotJuice was able to use the antiquated junk to rig up a tri-band satellite radio. It was a tense six hours before the bird came over the horizon, though, let me tell you. Finally, it got into range, and we sent off a coded message to HQ.

All of the sudden....
Wait. Wait a minute.

What am I talking about? That never happened!

Still, CarrotJuice is cool. This is my Testimonial, and I'm sticking to it! "

"She may be the evil twin ... but she is is super cool and all kinds of edumancated "

"Foxyrama and also onomatopoetic.

Not to be confused with onanipoetic.

And she has red hair!

<( me too )"

"she's a sexy redhead...me likey!!!"

"Reads cool comic books! "

"I love redheads, especially thsi one, fun, and spontaneous "

"I have a medical fetish. Thusly, I can't be completly bad. "

"My lady is so cute!
muwah babe!

She rocks my socks and makes me smile!

penguin "

"3 words. chocolate chip milkshake."

"she laughs at my ackward and bizarre jokes....which mean two things she is twisted, intelligent.

plus she's Irish and could probably drink most people under the table.....

now that is hot "

"How can i be any luckier to have such an amazingly smart, sweet, geeky, beautiful, sexy, shortie redhead Girlfriend! You rock my world every day my love!"

"This girl is sweeter then sugar. Very unique and special."