into: Japanese underground culture

makes me happy: books, vodka, pizza parties, Goonies, grape soda, pirates, lunchables, wax museums, my cat Zombie.

makes me sad: television commercials, malls, dying of cancer, sunday afternoons, brain tumors, church.

5 things i can't live without: my computer I guess... oh yeah, and my taco cannon.

vices: zombie porn.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: I write trashy bizarro novels for a living. (see website)

current crush: Mr. T

stats: STR: 13 DEX: 11 CON: 8 WIS: 12 INT: 7 CHA: 11 (That's the dorkiest response I could come up with)

body mods: 13 mullosk tattoos

gets me hot: chili peppers, bald girls, tattoos, Tattoo from Fantasy Island, pickles in sandwiches, seeing copies of my books in print, Mr. T impersonations, ninjas, the glowing outfits from the movie Tron, metal mohawks, Return of the Living Dead part 3.

favorite position: under water.

fantasy: Much more fun than reality.

sign: Cancer

most humbling moment: Getting hit by a car.

i lost my virginity: to Gene Hackman