"Thank you for adding me on Xbox Live. Only you and one other person did so, and even though its just a damn video game, your voice messages were cool and I look forward to owning ass this year as the expansion packs come out and eventually, other shooters...

HAPPY 2012"

"xo"

"There was a time before I knew this girl. That was a dark time in my life."

"Even in High School Pychology class i could see...you were cut out for Rock fucking Stardom"

"she likes hitman, therefore she rules."

"She's SO lovely!! "

"she loves hello pandas. what more can i say?"

"Carina is special in a lot of ways, but none of them get her on the short bus. She's just a great friend and she can always make you feel better."

"you ever had a dream you were standing naked on an aztec pyramid and a thousand naked women are throwing little pickles at you??
oh...nevermind. "

"Is it wrong to be completely in love with a girl whom you've never met and know next to nothing about? If it is, um, disregard this. Please, seriously."