Member: CaptainOblivious

CaptainOblivious is being fangoriously devoured by a gelatinous monster.

I’m private
 
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Member: CaptainOblivious
Member: CaptainOblivious
Member: CaptainOblivious
 

bands:

  1. Reverend Horton Heat
  2. Guitar Wolf
  3. Amazing Royal Crowns
  4. Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra
  5. Streetlight Manifesto
  6. Reel Big Fish
  7. Led Zeppelin
  8. Pink Floyd
  9. The Who
  10. (Three of rockabilly, ska, classical. Really, I love everything)

books:

  1. Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy
  2. Lamb
  3. Fight Club
  4. Trainspotting / Porno
  5. Slaughter-House Five
  6. Rainbow Six
  7. Kitchen Confidential

tv shows:

  1. Daily Show / Colbert Report
  2. Mythbusters
  3. How I Met Your Mother
  4. The Boondocks
  5. Metalocalypse
  6. Venture Brothers

Video Games:

  1. Rock Band / GH1&2
  2. Tetris or Lumines
  3. Katamari Damacy
  4. Psychonauts
  5. LucasArts adventure games
  6. Capcom or SNK fighting games
  7. Mega Man
  8. Jet Set Radio
  9. Galaga or any of its bastard children
  10. EarthBound
 

into: Rocking out, piracy (sea, air, land, digital), food, music, old video games, old records, talking shit about generally disliked things.

not into: Halo, Madden, beer-drinkin' rednecks/frat boys, most shit in theaters/television/radio

makes me happy: My cats.

makes me sad: War, people who are more * than thou, cowardly politicians, the conscious degradation of art for cash money, complacency.

hobbies: are best left as something you don't do for a living, lest you hate it all the more for it.

5 things i can't live without: Computers (and everything on them... God, this is such a cheap answer!), 24 hour diners, automobiles, cats, friends

vices: Swearing, falling in love too often, eating to excess, terminal laziness, preferring piracy over purchasing, saying too much, and never being able to be on time for anything.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: ...Free... time? The fuck is that?

 

gender: male

occupation: Lord of used and broken electronics.

current crush: Woman: Jenny Lewis. Man: Tim Schafer. Food: Gyros and banh mi thit nuong.

stats: 6'1", 260 lbs. and falling, 142 IQ, ADHD, 2.17 cumulative GPA, 13 MPG @ $3.xx/gal.

body mods: Ears, 2g; both nipples (Thanks, Mantis!). Yay for having two piercer friends half a mile away.

fantasy: Besides two chicks at the same time? Nothing. I'd relax, I'd sit on my ass, and I'd do nothing.

sign: Rat/Capricorn, Don't Panic, For Sale.

most humbling moment: Getting thrown in jail trying to rescue a kitten.

i lost my virginity: My lust for life followed shortly thereafter.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Emo, Jazz Cat, Indie Rocker, Punk, Hippy, Hipster, Rockabilly, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories.