into: Sailing the seven seas, making mutineers walk the plank, rude things.

makes me happy: Films, nice people, mermaids, being listened to.....,My private universe...

makes me sad: Coldplays success, sad kittens

5 things i can't live without: Beer, Guitar, Ipod, Oven chips, my ship

vices: Beer, guinness, beer, treasure

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Geetar salesman, pirate

current crush: Wendoo

stats: Slim as string

body mods: Septum, lip and belly button piercings, couple of tatts, saving up for a hook hand and eye-patch.

heroes: Dimebag Darrell, most pirates

gets me hot: Mad hair colour, rah rah skirts, frilly knickers (ON A LADY, I don't suit em)

favorite position: I'll tell you when I've tried em all...

fantasy: Many many really rude things...I'll make you blush.

sign: What do I have to sign for?

most humbling moment: Um, I sometimes get mistaken for a lady.....

i lost my virginity: so I did