wooohooo, just got me a new imac, its damn swish! It looks like a giant ipod and the screen is flippin W I D E!
Still getting used to the new os, I do miss right clicking. I need to figure out how to do simple stuff, but I'm sure it won't take me long.

What was handy was I knew the guy at the apple store, and he gave me a fantastic deal, plus they're gonna replace my faulty ipod for me (stopped working, meh).

Still gotta get my old pc fixed for the benefit of my flatmate, she can use that (poor her), I cant pay this internet bill on my own......

Went to caged asylum at the weekend, its a metal club/lapdancing lounge, odd combination. I wasn't particularly interested in the lapdancing bit (wendoo can do that for me ), but the club bit was pretty rockin. Not too many scene/emo type kiddies either, sounds like a winner. Naturally I remained sober throughout

Woah, what happened there?

There was a suddend fllash of light at the window and the house shook, strange wooshing noise as well!

I keep getting images of strange faces, and an operating table for some reason....

All I know is that my bottom hurts.

Way overdue for an update, I've been a lazy bugger of late - will give everyone a post in a bit
Can't find my effin camera, blogs are so much more interesting with pics, will get some on soon. Put a few new ones in my pics folder for laughing at

Got back to work, got to meet the new manager, who seems alright. Apart from the fact he freely admits to a pee fetish - too much information!!!!

The young spotty guy at work is pissing me off, he stands around all day with his hands in his pockets - I hate telling people to do stuff, but I have to with him, even though I have no real authority to do so. He has no work ethic, and no Idea how to live - he lives with his parents, pays no rent, and spends his disposable income on a new guitar/amp/fx/whatever every month. Basically stuff I would love, but even on my better wage cannot afford, due to having to pay for living and all. Not that I'm bitter or owt


Wendoo had a great time at Download festival, I'm so gutted I didn't get to see metallica do the whole of master of puppets live. Must have been ace!

Good news is I'M OFF FOR ANOTHER WEEK woooo!
Must find a new place to live soon, contracts almost up, stress!

Rocking out to the Acacia Strain at the mo, well worth a listen

Still having trouble with this new site design, playing havok with my colour blindness.......

Ooh, fuck, I had a well perverted dream. I dreamt I was shagging triplet siamese twins, they were all blonde and joined side to side. I remember the one in the middle being best - I know, its just wrong. Bad things must be happening in my head, eeeek!

oooopdate

Back at work today, and I'm actually quite glad - to much free time drives me a bit nuts - plus enjoying my job does help

Typically, the weather has sucked nearly the whole time I was off, now that I'm back its gone good again - its set for a scorcher this weekend grrrrrrr

Anyhow, the one good day there was (thursday), I finally had a yummy barbeque with wendoo, and it rocked We had ribs in bbq marinade, chicken legs in peri-peri marinade, some lovely salad in french dressing and nice drinks, it was awesome







We were being closely monitored by a squirrel too - it was eying us with much suspicion
Later I seen it lapping at the plate of left over bbq sauce

After some secksy fun , we went on to the pub, then a club (where we watched a drunk girl dancing around in her bra and knickers, heheee), got incredibly drunk, and then purchased huge kebabs.
For some reason we didn't eat that much of them, but we had a great drunken chile fight

Overall, that day made up for all the other rainy ones!!

Time for a wee update, so it is.

Its been a miserable week, the weather has consistantly sucked since my holidays started, scuppering my barbeque plans - just give me some sunshine, dammit

I've been feeling a bit peculiar the past few days, I'm either gibberingly happy or disparingly sad with nothing inbetween, with nothing to trigger or cause it. I've always been a bit of a nutter, but this is annoying! Bah....

Was trying to take a new pic for my profile, but all the ones I took make me look like a grinning loon - I can't help smiling for pictures, I don't think I can do the moody smouldering thing

Anyway here's a goofy reject...


This week I have been mostly listening to Cannibal Corpse and HIM.
I hear the album 'Bloodthirst' by the former, and I want to windmill my head.
I hear the song 'Funeral of hearts' by the latter and it brings a tear to my eye (due to its association with a very sad event for me).

Anyhow I want one of these -


A place in Chinatown sells em, must pop in for one.


Finally a joke:
Q: Why did the Irishman wear two condoms?
A: To be sure, to be sure!

Edited cos I forgot to mention..
There was one of these in my house today.....


Was bricking it, cos I thought somehow I was dealing with a black widow, but after research turns out to be a significantly less deadly relative. No idea why this was in my house.....

Woo, in 1 hour I get paid, finally I can afford to eat, drink and be merry again. Best thing is

OFF WORK FOR TWO GLORIOUS WEEKS!

Haven't had any holiday time since last june, (apart from a few days for my big sister's wedding), so I reckon I'm due one!

Actually I think i'll post a pic of said wedding for the hell of it.



Doesn't she look ace? And doesn't her fella have a bit of a prince William thing going on?

In other news, I got an ace Jackson guitars t-shirt for free. So bad its good!



The perks of working in a guitar shop!

Had another great weekend with wendoo, goodness that girl looks hawt in a mini skirt

Now I gotta figure out what to do for the next couple of weeks.....

Update time, gotta try and keep this up..

God, I'm still angry, on thursday while at work some absolute scumbag let himself into the staff only area and STOLE MY BELOVED IPOD!!!! He took advantage of the fact only two of us were in (should never happen anyway) , waited for his moment and BANG, £300 worth of 60gig wonderfulness gone. Watched the whole thing on the security tape afterwards, if I ever see that fucker, I don't know what I'll do.

Some of us have to work hard for these things!!!!!!


There's no good crying over spilled milk, not much chance of ever seeing it again, and some people have real problems, it's just so infuriating to imagine that dickless fucker has helped himself to my hard earned property for free

(Rant over)

On the positive side, the specs I ordered arrived (contact lenses were driving me up the wall)

I'm really pleased with them, hope they don't make me look emo


Had a great weekend with wendoo, thank you for the sexy fun sweetie

I've been threatening her I would put poetry on my journal, so I will! (of sorts)

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat:
They took some honey,
and plenty of money
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

The Owl looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
"O lovely Pussy, O Pussy, my love,
What a beautiful Pussy you are,
You are,
You are!
What a beautiful Pussy you are!"
Contemporary Illustrator: Donna L. Derstine

Pussy said to the Owl, "You elegant fowl,
How charmingly sweet you sing!
Oh! let us be married;
too long we have tarried:
But what shall we do for a ring?"
They sailed away, for a year and a day,
To the land where the bong-tree grows;
And there in a wood a Piggy-wig stood,
With a ring at the end of his nose,
His nose,
His nose,
With a ring at the end of his nose.

"Dear Pig, are you willing to sell for one shilling
Your ring?" Said the Piggy, "I will."
So they took it away, and were married next day
By the Turkey who lives on the hill.
They dined on mince and slices of quince,
Which they ate with a runcible spoon;

And hand in hand on the edge of the sand
They danced by the light of the moon,
The moon,
The moon,
They danced by the light of the moon.

All time fave

Nice relaxing bank holiday weekend, lots of beer and lots of bed (not alone ).

On saturday sold a USA Strat to a guy who wanted to go the Liverpool store to pick it up, phoned Liverpool, confirmed it, off he went. About 20 mins after he left, they called to say they didn't have it after all. Great. Told em to sort him out with another guitar and I would get him the one he wanted.

Went on the computer system today and found they did have it, they just sold it when the guy was on his way. Not amused! Its a fuckin hours journey at least. The worst thing was they said it was my mistake


Anyway here's a picture of me in a hat (courtesy of wendoo



Cake or Death! Cake or Death? Ooh I'll have cake please!

Great day, bank holidays rock! A bit tipsy, so I'm not gonna go on, to sum up, today was mostly fairly normal, punctuated by a moment of sexiness I can't begin to describe!

Hello there young soul. I go by many names:
Some call me shatoon bringer of corn

Others call me mickey nine, the dream weaver

Some call me photoshop

Others call me trenu, the boiler

Some call the marjory keek

Others call me captain massiah

others call me Rrrrrr-Rubbady-Pubbady

Some call me ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaahahah

But my real name is in fact Rudi Von Disaniel. High Priest of the Psychedelic monks, and one half of the Bongo Brothers.


Now that I've cleared up that little confusion, I can go back to playing jazz fusion guitar.

Woo, Eddie Murphy's Delerious, Eddie Izzard's Dressed to kill and four episodes of the Boosh to watch tonight and some posh beer