WHAT THE HELL IS IT, AND WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
(just kidding)
Yeah, Orlando is definitely not on my list of destination spots. The fact that DisneyWORLD is there seems to say it all, doesn't it? Have you ever driven through South Dakota during the summertime? We used to have to do so on tour in the 80's, and it is full of cheaper versions of Mt. Rushmore: Alligator Land, Wall Drug, Reptile Land, etc., etc., etc. Then I imagine every chain restaurant and megastore you can think of, with a total emphasis on shoving it all down your throat. Was I close?
Anyway, the cruise sounds cool. I can handle anything, as long as I have access to alcohol, Indian food, and R-rated entertainment.
Stay away from the look-alike assholes-- they're EVERYWHERE!!