If I were a month, I would be: October
If I were a holiday, I would be: Carnaval Like DAH!!!!!!!!!!
If I were a time of day, I would be: 4:00 am
If I were a sin, I would be: LUST
If I were a tree, I would be: one of those giant Ironwood trees
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: A thunderstorm
If I were an animal, I would be: sea eagle (I want to fly so bad)
If I were a color, I would be: Dark emerald Green!!!
If I were an element, I would be: Earth or fire one or the other
If I were a planet, I would be: saturn
If I were a body part, I would be: lips there is no doubt
If I were a song, I would be: Closer by NiN
If I were a cartoon character, I would be: buggs bunny
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: Quentin Tarantino in the style of Dusk before dawn
If I were a book, I would be written by: R.A.Savatore or ANN RICE
If I were a taste, I would be: dark sweet lots of things happen with that taste
If I were a scent, I would be: fresh rasberries
If I were a word, I would be: is there a choice here “FUCK”
If I were an object, I would be: 9 inch pearl filled vibrator
If I were a food, I would be: Dark chocolate cheesecake
If I were a facial expression I would be: EVIL GRIN
If I were a shape I would be: Star
If I could give my vagina a name, it would be: well since I do not have one, and personally just like barrowing others for a while I would have to say I cannot answer this one. But if I were to name mu cock which sounds weird even saying that phrase. I would have to say. TAZ!