I'M REALLY REALLY FUCKED UP RIGHT NOW. HENCE THE CAPS. AND HENCE USING THE WORD "HENCE." Haha. These lovely greens sure are fuckin' STONEY beauts. I'm colossally (extreme adjective: co + LOSS + ally) FuCKeD UP after only TWO, **repeat two** hits. Mind you, I love to smoke. What I'm saying is: ThIs Is SoME StOnEY ShIt.

Did I mention that I'm playing HoOKeY today so I can pig out on pizza, walk along the beach on a beautiful day while stoned out of my nut, feel how ORGASMIC it is to be alive, and create some mindblowing art for my mother (to give to her on Mother's Day) and art for my little sister, Shana too.

Happiness is:
1. Masturbation with my vibrator, Mr. Blue Balls, in the shower.
2. Black sheer rose-patterned arm warmers that lace up the side. They're the cutting edge in sexiness.

3. Walking around the beach and streets of OB as HIGH as a motherfuckin' kite, knowing that not a soul knows about my dazed and confused state.
4. Turquoise eyeshadow, black fishnets, and wild leopard-printed, rainbow stilletto heels that tie up the leg better than any seductress.

5. Basking in the peace and serenity of knowing that I fuckin' RAWK hard.

That sure as hell deserves 4 monkeys and a pirate.
+ = HOTNESS


Now if only I could deal with the fact that my best friend might be getting married soon...


...nope, still not over it...