I got this account reactivated thanks to the noble efforts of my family across the way. I'll make a proper update shortly but, in the meantime, feel free to say hello.

I'm a friendly guy.

25 huh? Pretty lame.

Once again, it looks like I've lost all interest in this strange community of folks. Now for the very few of you who may actually enjoy conversing with me on here, don't think that I am fed up with anything but the tedium of blogs and general internet mumbo-jumbo. In other words, I probably won't be on here much anymore and before long my account will be expiring but in the event that that happens, my e-mail is emizzity@aol.com and my band has a myspace: clerickills. Soooo... I would love to stay in touch with my buddies here but I just don't have the patience for SG anymore. So, tata.

Has anyone ever had their water shut off? It fuckin blows. Especially considering we don't pay the water bill. Well, it's been a real pleasant weekend... bah!

Cleric played a show on Tuesday and it was entirely fuckin awesome and affirming. Just thought you'd all be proud of me. Now go listen to it already so you can understand what I spend my life doing when I'm not wearing a King Edward's Steak and Hoagies t-shirt.

Just a quickie.

P.S.-Still no sweet lovin' I'm afraid. Maybe it'll pick up with the weather...

Update! Went to shave my head today (it's hot out) and failed to finish. Haha! Not exactly true but revel in the marvelousness of the new do.



And again... (Please excuse the myspacity of this photo)

Welll, I've all but retired the mustache shots. That doesn't mean it won't someday re-emerge, but who can say? On another note, girls are stupid. Or, maybe I'm just stupid for trying shamelessly to smooch the pretty ones. Either way, I've got far too much sexual energy these days, it's going out my damn ears ( ). So, ladies... what's a guy to do to have some sex around here?



...no seriously.

The time is upon us... I present to you the barelip! Unseen for nigh on three and a half years, this mythical beast is rumored to have existed until the summer of 2003 when it went into an unusually long hibernation. Even now, it is nearly impossible to find it in its pure form but I have documented here photos of its natural habitat only days after a fresh shave. Feast your eyes and beware. It's a shocker.
Now, let's get some feedback. Note the before picture located above.

P.S.-The cleric record is nearly finished and we are now officially listed on Sound Devastation Records' website. Also, I got work doing graphic design that should land me a cool G or 2. So, in other words, the mustache was a horrible parasite sucking away my life force and warding off all beautiful women. R.I.P. you dirty bastard!!!

I like weekends...
I need to put up a picture of myself since removing the facial hair. I'm like super hot now. I have little to say as my body has been fueled for the last week by weed, beer, coffee and cheesesteaks with a heavy serving of sleep deprivation. Did I mention I like weekends. Agh.

P.S.-My wonderful sister JuneCleavage and the long lost BinkyMcQueen are getting married this Sunday, so if you feel the spirit of well-wishing send her a congrats and say I sent you. Now, get out and stay out. My brain hurts.

I am officially making an effort to leave the apartment over the next few months. To some that would seem a simple task, but not this hermit. I've lived in Philly for over a year now and minus a few decent parties at the humble abode have done very little to expand my circle. So, if you're from the Philadelphia area I may have harassed you already. In which case, sorry but since you're here... speak damn it.

p.s.-Congratulate me on the long-awaited first release from my band, cleric.... unless you're a jerk.