Member: CAL_GURU

CAL_GURU ~~~RoZa~~~~~~~~`BiNgO~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Member: CAL_GURU
Member: CAL_GURU
Member: CAL_GURU
 

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Personal

bands:

  1. As they arrive in LA
  2. I unload the Stage
  3. Set Up the Magic
  4. I like to send my Ba Bush Kas some sugar to keep in the bowl. tea and a egg for old dad hes on a pension and brother is diabled. mom ran away with a gangster.
  5. Gig
  6. sometimes I think I should tell my Ba bush kas to sell that hair. You Know be a Hair Farmer. It can bring in $$$$ for the drid out southern california Hair extension market I have the hair sensitivity Euro Hair versus Ethnic sheesh
  7. I receive an she Mail today from my Ba Bush Kas Mo foka I don know what you Say Bish don't You have a frigging heat for us we are sssooo cccooolllddd over here its only March Ass Hole free rides bish cmon
  8. my Ba Bush kas also wrote to me a she mail one time last august. It went Ass Hole Its all night hot. I am over seeing out the sensous hovering heats. I hotss You Knuckel Head I friiging tol you get up and come overmy assss I get so pikid off cause no damn man do this thig i got. Whore no no I whorneyyyy Bish go die ass.

films:

  1. One Time I found out that a nice Ba Bush Kas get Vodka free sometimes for me. Her Ideas got Drunken I fell down on her bed and after that she took big knives on me I got more dam cutz cause I was out see.
  2. my pants dissapper all the time over at the crash pad Hostle. horse bans I fall asleep and her brother sold them My brand now Coats each time I pass it out. My wallet shit my whole things I butt naked and now all alone I dont talk russian Ha Ha Ham
 

into: Sex tourism a passport to USSR and the Ba Bush Kas

not into: Emotional Vampires,

hobbies: One Trick Pony~Pacific Coast HWY

vices: Hustle with My Muscles

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

occupation: Hollywood Stage Hand

current crush: ROZA

fantasy: Penguin Fantasy I go back to the alley with my new friend and hand her my money she says pull your pants down to the ankles OK now close your eyes and I will be right back .waiting the appropriate ten minutes I open my eyes and squint far into the distance, she runs down the alleywith hightops unlaced I run after her like a penguin give me back my money Penguins get no love and I thought you knew it..

sign: centaur

i lost my virginity: gee now what? no white wedding?

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Arty