“This huckster claims to be a photographer for the New York Times. Although his astounding photos take on a dream-like quality, I personally think he's a sham. It's OBVIOUS that the man actually writes for the Times. I mean, look at this! This man should get more gasps and awe-struck stares than a ten-car pileup!

-Keep up the good work!

-Keep making me jealous of your creativity.”