So...

You know how I'm never on here and I don't participate in groups and boards a lot and I'm a big time lurker/creeper, and I never post to anything and I don't get back in touch with wonderful people when they are nice to me and leave me wonderful notes and messages?

Well, yup. There's going to be more of that for a while.

After about a month of packing up boxes and taking things to storage/putting things on moving vans in da Burgh - my family will be moving into a one room efficiency before we head on down to FL - so, there won't be a whole lot of time for me to be surfing SG/posting things. BUMMER!

But, if I can - I'll post a picture of our high class living arrangements next to Route 19. We'll be doing that deal anywhere from a week to a month while our old house gets cleaned and sold; and then hopefully, I'll either post from my own place wherever I land a job (if that happens in September!) or from FL in my folks' condo (if I don't get a job, but I'll be able to post pictures with much better scenery! ).

With all this stuff going down, I'm not sure I'll EVER get to contacting professional people to help fulfill my SG hopeful dreams/promise. *sigh* Who knows? Future gotta be better than the past, right, y'all?

Anyway, I loves y'all bunches.
XOXO

So why do I like being a part of SG?

My normal life is boring and frumpy - see?

BEFORE:


My SG life is pretty and naked - see?

AFTER:

(Even with bug bites!)

YAY!

There should always be more pretty and naked in the world after a long hard day of boring and frumpy.
Thanks SG, you rock.

And to my bloggy friends - you rock even harder. Thanks for the constant smiles.

Oh the importance of creative editing...

#1

#2

The end, lesson learned. Now where's my gosh-darned Off! insect spray? Stupid bugs trying to get in my pants...

Quote from my day:

Mom: How does my hair look in the outdoor light?

Me: You mean, as we move boxes into my car, you want to know how your hair looks?

Mom: Yeah.

Me: That's it. Get out of here, you're not allowed to help anymore.

Mom: Why!

That's what you get when you have a former beauty queen for a mom.

PS:

Everything looks more badass in sepia. Except those vacation photos from the beach... you know the ones.

I love taking black and white pictures - I have a problem I think... I may be getting a bit too vain for my own good. That's probably why being unemployed is taking this shady lady down a peg.

This is my new fave - and please if you like it, check out my pics link for more adventures of pearls and swimsuits.


ANYWAY - few new things:
1) Auditioned to be an extra in a movie in PGH before I go (it's for "Abducted" starring Taylor Lautner and I'm hoping I can garner a background person running or in a restaurant or something. )

2) I think I'm going to try and adapt a book into a stage play - sans permission at this point. But it's more of an activity of "Can I do this?" than actually garnering a space for it in a season line-up or writing to the author for permission to use their work at this point...

3) I keep making a stupid movie to post on here, but it's stupid and silly and I can't get it to look the way I imagine it - it's a silly tribute to getting ready in the morning/Gypsy Rose Lee.

AND - The reason why I'm moving to FL is to help my mom out for a bit since my sister helped her a lot these past few years, it's now my turn. But I'm hoping it's not a super permanent thing (UNLESS I get a wicked good job...) but who knows? I've burned through 4 states in 4 months...

Maybe your state may be next? Bwahaha?

Anyways - I loves y'all to pieces, and I really need to get on that "shooting a set thing" before I turn 30 and also into a pumpkin at midnight.

So I have some pretty big news...

And I have been thinking and thinking...

AND thinking and thinking of how to put it on here - because I have no shameless self promotion through sets or anything - so I decided on the only true way to share such big news:


HAND PUPPET THEATRE!

These are Hand Gators:


They like to show off, TA-DA!:


But beware, for they are violent and deadly creatures (*bonk*):


They like to chomp (*chomp*):


Maybe they are Handodiles?


I don't know - ANYWAY!


Sometimes they like to make out (*smooch*):


But do you want to know what they love most of all?


BOOBIES!


*chomp, chomp, chomp*


The end.


Thank you! Thank you! PS: I'm moving to Florida in September.

and PPS: I need a job - however this routine may not be appropriate for bar/bat mitzvahs and children's birthday parties. Feel free to email briecheez@hotmail.com if you have any leads for jobs in FL.

Well, hello there...





PS: ONE MORE WEEK! YAY! My horoscope said to stop flirting... I'm failing miserably.

I'm a pretty silly girl.

I just discovered this song:


Therefore, I want to parody it:
"Check out my tits,
My tits are amazing!
Give 'em a lick,
They're bigger than raisins..."

And that's about as far as I got - it's no dancing about to the can-can song, sorry. Moderate greatness can only be achieved once.

PS: ONE WEEK TO BOOBIES! YAY! Camp is almost over! Who's celebrating with me? Come on, whip 'em out!

B&W Picture time - I love it so:







PS: One of these days I will comment back and catch up with everyone - but internet is really bad here and my computer is also quickly fading into oblivion... yes, yes, I'm an excuse machine. But I do really miss being a part of the community here and I miss chatting y'all up - I feel like a lot has changed in 6 weeks!

PPS: Yes, Tina Turner does live in my cleavage, we sing "Proud Mary" every evening at 5pm & 7pm for aging Chesapeake Bay tourists. (That comment made me literally LOL.)

GAH! And then there were two left - I feel like my cleavage is the Thunderdome...



Also, I'm doing this if I ever have kids - it's genius:


I've talked with my one of my adult friends here at camp after seeing her with a large hickey on her neck and I've decided to jump on a dick like it's my job when I'm done in 2 weeks. I can see why people bring their spouses/significant others here... *sigh*

Oh yeah and some boring pictures under the spoiler: