Quote from my day:

Mom: How does my hair look in the outdoor light?

Me: You mean, as we move boxes into my car, you want to know how your hair looks?

Mom: Yeah.

Me: That's it. Get out of here, you're not allowed to help anymore.

Mom: Why!

That's what you get when you have a former beauty queen for a mom.

PS:

Everything looks more badass in sepia. Except those vacation photos from the beach... you know the ones.