age: 28 (Nov 26, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2008

occupation: PORN!!!!...Actually, that's a little misleading. I'm not actually IN porn, but I do work for a website that provides it. But yeah, I go to work and watch porn for 8 hours a day, which isn't as awesome as it might sound, but is occasionally hilarious

stats: Buh?

makes me happy: See all those things I'm into? Yeah. Those. Also, my dog! Stores that actually have my size.

sign: Sagittarius

heroes: My Mom, seriously.

body mods: None yet...Some day.

into: Laughing. Shopping. Making things. Sewing. Crochet. My fiance. Making costumes. Playing video games. Reading. Taking naps. MOVIES. British comedy. Science. Paleontology. Archeology. Anthropology.

makes me sad: That people can't just get along. Seriously, I know that sound so corny, but...what would be so bad about everyone letting everyone else do their own thing? And that they only give you space to list 10 movies. THAT IS NOT ENOUGH SPACE!

gets me hot: Kissing

most humbling moment: When I got to see the Lucy fossil. All that separated me from humanities oldest ancestor was an inch of plexi-glass. It's the closest thing to a religious experience I've ever come.

crush: My Fiance Scarlett Johansson Alan Rickman