So I started working for a kind of nudie magazine. I just made an instagram for us but we have no profile picture. I had the idea of having a featured girl every 2 weeks to a month. She would just have to be pretty naked and holding a sign that says Jacques Magazine. Or she could even write on herself. I felt like this would be mutually beneficial. 1) We get a profile picture and 2) It would give some girl who is looking to get instagram popular a better chance of doing so.


Face is optional. No nipple because it's instagram.

You can either reply to this or send me a private message.

My New Tattoo

Andrew WK and I.

It Started On South St.

Brian Ricci Movie Review

I posted this about 6 weeks ago and got a bunch of replies but no actual pictures.

So I figured I would try again.

I'm slacking on the C cups! Any girls want to contribute some pictures?

See: Brian Ricci Movie Review

Spare me the hate mail. I get it.

The Simpsons: Tapped Out

Does anyone play this ridiculous game? I'm obsessed with it and I need new friends so I can visit their towns and get donuts and stuff.