Recently Dusti posted a set in which she posed with Noah Levine's book "Dharma Punx." Now, according to Noah's own website, Noah was offered the job of being Suicide Girls' official Buddhist blogger but turned it down saying that he did not want to be associated with such stuff. I don't know the man personally. Nor has he told me this himself. I only know what I read. So I ain't sayin' nuthin'. In any case, when the job was offered to me, I said "yes" in a flash. No regrets.

So this got me thinking about my own idea for a photo shoot. There would be two models, each reading one of my books (Hardcore Zen and Sit Down And Shut Up). They're sitting side-by-side on the beach. They notice each other. Immediately they start making out furiously. Then they use my books on each other as sex toys (rolled up or something, I don't know, they'd work it out). After they're done they cast the books aside and walk off hand-in-hand. In the final shots I come by and find the books there all messed up. I pick them up and look kind of puzzled. Then I sniff the books and smile knowingly.

Just a thought...