age: 33 (May 02, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2004

occupation: weighter

fantasy: Ha! i better not.

makes me sad: So many things. But you gotta keep on keeping on!

stats: single and a eunich

body mods: I think it would be more fun if you search for them.

i lost my virginity: ...a long time ago. Lately it seems like it might find me again.

gets me hot: Show me your undies and you've got me.

sign: the Bull one.

makes me happy: Making other people laugh. writing songs. Learning anything new. (unless it's new bad news like "Bush Wins" ,...)

most humbling moment: Here's one, I was young, I fell for a girl that I was spending a lot of time with at school as "a friend". Anyway, my rose-tinted glasses mislead my judgment. To make a long story short, I leaned in, she leaned out. You could cut the awkward with a knife. Obviously a situation like this now (15 or so years later) would only be funny to me. But as a kid, making one of his first "moves" ever,..it was after school special material.