"My future wife. "

"If you think this princess wears a tiara and sits aloof, you need to spend more time with her. She's an amazingly sweet, beautiful, funny, honest, sexy, smart (did I mention beautiful? ) girl that'll sweep you right along with her. Such a rare and wonderful person, you can't help but love her. Now, bow down and kiss her little toes!"

"There are a few times in life when you encounter a person who is genuinely "sweet". Maybe the rarity makes it extra special. This princess is one of those few... and I am lucky to know her. "

"Lemme tell ya something...if you're wondering to yourself, "Hey, this girl seems alright, maybe we can chat it up?" then you apparently haven't spent much time talking with her. She's awesome my friend. Awesome like a Possum. So take you're "alright" somewhere else. This girl rules. So says Lucha. (I'm not sure what that last part means...)"

"This girl RULES. She's beautiful, sweet, smart, and she can drink like a man! What's not to love?"

"broken_princess is a blast to be around. She's a total sweetheart, awesome drinking buddy, and equally as hot as I am. She also has great taste in fiancees. With all of those attributes, how the hell can she not be cool?!"