My wife is picking up danger burgers, skinny fries and fat fries. Why two types of fries? So I can settle the question of which is better, once and for all.

All is well in the world.

[editors note: danger burgers are fatburgers. we tend to only get them when the roads are icy for some reason, thus the name.]

I saw a fancy lady with a fancy salon haircut pick her nose on the bus this morning. She was pretending to scratch the bridge of her nose, but the nail of her thumb was doing some digging. Then she wiped it on her fancy slacks, and continued with her text-messaging. I thought that was it, but then a few minutes later, she went back for more.

It was awesome.

I had an interview today. It lasted for three hours and at the end, they introduced me one at a time to all 40 people in the company and the CTO said, "I think you will be a great fit here."

I'm exhausted.

Until now, I've never been mildly alarmed by a spam message.

Ah, Friday. It's 5:30, and the work day is over.

I worked on a couple drafts of my resume yesterday -- as (insert insightful observation about working at home is both boring and thankless.) Anyway, about the resume, which objective is better for securing an interview?

1. A challenging software engineering position where strong analytical skills and a fierce work ethic can be an asset to Google.

2. A challenging software engineering position where interesting projects, smart co-workers, and free espresso drinks co-exist in the same building as a jelly bean bar.

Yeah. #2, I knew you'd agree with me.

I'm frustrated. I ordered 3GB of ram for the Netflix thing way back on Friday, but it won't show up until tomorrow.

I've been playing video games instead of doing actual work. It's less fun than you might think.

Woohoo! I beat Netflix's score just a few minutes ago.

Netflix's Cinematch (tm) score: 0.95
Mike's unofficial score: 0.93 <--- moving up!
$50,000 progress prize goal: 0.87
$1m dollar grand prize goal: 0.85