My top two wisdom teefers came out today, I am going to clean them, polish them up and wrap some wire around them and turn them into necklace pendants...that is all.
I screwed up, I don't think of things in the same way other people do I guess. I mean finances and being stable are really big deals for people and for me too. I just don't think of things like telling my girlfriend that I had to cash out my MMA well it was more like a CD to make sure that I paid back my ex's mom. I'm just not the sort of person who thinks that this is a big deal because the money was there but now it's not so what's the point in talking about it. She's upset because I didn't tell her and "I'm sorry" just doesn't cut it. Whenever she asks me how much money I have I always say I have "enough" I am not, not telling her how much I have on purpose, I just don't see what I have as being a big deal. I get it though, it adds to her feelings of stability.
One bill plus 150 of another down only 566.02 to pay off for now and I am feelin good about this. To those who need to be paid back I have no forgotten, I'm just swamped with getting things paid off to keep me actually living in my home for a bit longer. I got this! 
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. Ok, so. My 702.40 was not my last utility bill for over 700 bucks for utilities. My next bill due is 716.02. WOOHOO! The good thing is I was able to make 852.00; the bad news is that I was unable to make the last 100 700 is high for a utility bill. We had a water leak in two of the bathrooms (two months in a row) and the landlord was supposed to take responsibility for the charges as that is legally his responsibility. We also had a really high electric bill and the landlord said he would pay the difference between my rent and the rest of the bill but he is not living up to his end of the bargain plus the water leak and extra electricity used...I need to pay to make sure that my utilities do not get shut off. See all in all for two months of utilities I am paying 1418.42. 1418.42-952.40 - 466.02. That 466.02 they will allow me to defer until February 27 which is great! I receive a full paycheck between now and then and ven with the fact that I owe my soon to be ex husband spousal support from that check I will be able to make that 466.02 pretty easily with niteflirt and my day job so thank god! Now, to make that last 100.00...between now and Monday. I'm going to be caught up and outta this money trouble very soon it looks like (or so I hope).
Oh my god! Why do I not ever have enough money? Oh, yeah because my utility bill that I have to pay is 700 dollars and I am supposed to only pay 420.00/month for rent for this room and I was robbed over a month ago during Christmas break. Guess who works for a school and has a contract that states she won't receive more than a "bonus check" during school break times? Oh this lady.. Srsly...my landlord is supposed to cover the rest of the bill but he is saying he doesn't have to. Our agreement was that I would cover the utility bill for the value of the room; and I said if it were a little over the value of the room I could afford to cover it; but that I would not be able to pay a 600 or 700.00 bill. Basically, I've done everything I can, I've gone to the programs that will help me with the bill and I have put in my own money toward the bill but I am still short just about 350.00. Our agreement was that I would cover the value of the room, always has been, and here my landlord is receving full utility payments from everyone so he receives about 300+ dollars in profit every month and he is refusing to reimburse me. So once again, I am going to have my utilities shut off and am going to be evicted because 1) some asshole robbed me and 2) my landlord is an asshole who is technically robbing me. . I have all in all paid 375.00 over what the room is worth so far and by the end of this month it will be 575.00 over what my room is worth. In just like three month's time I've paid 4.38 months worth of rent. If I had not had to pay that extra 375.00 in the past two months and would not have been robbed I would have the money needed to cover this month.
Things to do in the office when you're really bored:
1) Choreograph a routine to a song, and then never use it because you are afraid to dance in your performances.
2) Paint your face up as if you are in a show.
3) Dance around said office coffee cup in hand singing Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment"
4) Set up the karaoke machine one of the GTA's brought for her class in your office and brush up on Adele's Someone Like You and Lady Antebellum's Need You Now.
5) Watch youtube tutorial on "how to shuffle"
6) Chalk up not being able to shuffle to being "too old"
7) Attempt to shuffle on your way to the loo, realize everyone can see you and shrug it off.
8) Run back to your office from the loo at a dead sprint, stop at the door compose yourself, look around and exlplain it simply by saying "Forrest, Forrest Gump."
9) Pick up the heaviest book you can find and start doing bicep curls, and tricep presses and shoulder presses with it.
10) Draw two carnival tickets on the bicep of one arm and a smoking revolver on the other and walk out telling the GTA's you have "permanent tickets to the gun show"
1) Choreograph a routine to a song, and then never use it because you are afraid to dance in your performances.
2) Paint your face up as if you are in a show.
3) Dance around said office coffee cup in hand singing Adam Lambert's "For Your Entertainment"
4) Set up the karaoke machine one of the GTA's brought for her class in your office and brush up on Adele's Someone Like You and Lady Antebellum's Need You Now.
5) Watch youtube tutorial on "how to shuffle"
6) Chalk up not being able to shuffle to being "too old"
7) Attempt to shuffle on your way to the loo, realize everyone can see you and shrug it off.
8) Run back to your office from the loo at a dead sprint, stop at the door compose yourself, look around and exlplain it simply by saying "Forrest, Forrest Gump."
9) Pick up the heaviest book you can find and start doing bicep curls, and tricep presses and shoulder presses with it.
10) Draw two carnival tickets on the bicep of one arm and a smoking revolver on the other and walk out telling the GTA's you have "permanent tickets to the gun show"
I am going to get this printed on a poster and post it in my living room so that it greets potential new roommates....
Since you guys are moving in with me there are a few things you should know.
#1 every time you come home I will greet you as loudly & obnoxiously as possible saying "hooray you're back!"
#2 sometimes I set up a tent in the living room & sleep in it for a week because let's face it, it's a jungle out there.
#3 if you ever hear me screaming obscenities on my phone it's cool, I'm probably just ventin...g about you to your mom
#4 I lost a furry, poisonous pet spider like a month ago. If you see him please don't smash him. .
#5 if you come home one night & can't get in it's probably because I changed the locks but really it's your own damn fault. I probably whispered the secret password to get in several times. Pay better attention.
#6 I like to sign my roommates up to be organ & blood donors.
#7 if you find notes pinned to your door saying "I know what you did" it's probably because I know what you did.
#8 I think it perfectly appropriate to talk like a pirate, all the time.
#9 I put put cookies for the sandman every night. If you touch them, I can't even write out what will happen to you.
#10 if you see me sharpening knives watch out. I'm dangerous.
Soooo...other than that it should be all good! Can't wait for you to move in!
Since you guys are moving in with me there are a few things you should know.
#1 every time you come home I will greet you as loudly & obnoxiously as possible saying "hooray you're back!"
#2 sometimes I set up a tent in the living room & sleep in it for a week because let's face it, it's a jungle out there.
#3 if you ever hear me screaming obscenities on my phone it's cool, I'm probably just ventin...g about you to your mom
#4 I lost a furry, poisonous pet spider like a month ago. If you see him please don't smash him. .
#5 if you come home one night & can't get in it's probably because I changed the locks but really it's your own damn fault. I probably whispered the secret password to get in several times. Pay better attention.
#6 I like to sign my roommates up to be organ & blood donors.
#7 if you find notes pinned to your door saying "I know what you did" it's probably because I know what you did.
#8 I think it perfectly appropriate to talk like a pirate, all the time.
#9 I put put cookies for the sandman every night. If you touch them, I can't even write out what will happen to you.
#10 if you see me sharpening knives watch out. I'm dangerous.
Soooo...other than that it should be all good! Can't wait for you to move in!
