"...cutie..."

"totally great guy in every way... I mean come on any man who can decorate your house to the 10's is a great man indeed! there is much love for scaryscotty/pouty."

"*Doppelganger is sitting in a well appointed study, in a large leather chair, wearing an Italian cut grey suit with black pinstripes. The pantaloons are short enough to show leg and sock, yet, are oddly chic, he is smoking a pipe*

(In a dignified upper east side accent)

"Ahem, yes, pouty, known in certain circles as 'scary' "

"Fine chap, first appeared on the scene during the 'striped shirt boys movement' I believe it was the year of 1987, if I recall..."

*leans back, in subtle reflection, draws from pipe, coughs loudly for 10 seconds, then regains composure*

"Mild mannered bloke, although I do recall him once striking a nun with a tire iron, she, ultimately bested him though."

"Always a fashionable gent, pouty, was a consistent favorite with the ladies, oft referred to as the 'cats pajamas' at many a sock hop"

*Leans down to adjust socks, leather chair emits a sound reminiscent of flatulence..."

"Once challenged me to a game of chance with playing cards, over a round of bathtub mint Juleps, he was, naked by the end of the match if I do so recall correctly"

*cracked voice of pre-pubescent boy emits from off camera, 'could you please quote pouty, for us Lord Doppelganger'*

"Ahem, well yes, he once advised me, that you could not put a porcupine in a barn, light it on fire, and expect to get licorice. Best damned advice I dare say I ever received"

*Wipes tear from eyes with sleeve as end credits role and masterpiece theatre music plays*"

"how to turn me on

step 1: play me a song you wrote
don't just look at me and gloat
i'm not a statue
that only looks right back at you
step 2: don't just sit there
be there or be square
tell me what to do
because you know deep down, i want you
step 3: be smooth yet obvious
be subtle, yet generous
let me know you want me
but don't let others know it's real
step 4: take it easy, at first
get to know me, don't treat me like dirt
yeah, sure, we can flirt
but you know it'll become absurd

because all there is to it is
i want you bad, shiznitz
you know that the truth must be had
jus' fuck me like it's none of your bizniz

"

"it's so cute that he thinks he's scary, 'cause he's possibly the sweetest guy ever. i can't wait to get to Chicago!
*kisses*"