"one day I'm going to go to Oklahoma for the weekend and spend horrific amounts of money in strip bars getting drunk with Russ recounting stories of "this one girl"."

"We hit it up at IHOP! What bitches!?!?"

"mister man came down to dallas one night to do a good deed and see some hot chicks dance...
i held a place in line for him and the little lady he escorted, following them around the bar all night, smoking his cigarettes and screaming over the table, kicked back...

he's a cool cat, fo shizzle. (and he's good looking to boot!)
i look forward to more face time with this puppy before i ditch the d-town.

you want to know him, trust me."